Ever laughed at a joke and then immediately wondered, “Was that funny… or was that cruel?”That question sits at the heart of humour about body size — especially when people…

Ever been so skinny that even your shadow looks malnourished? If you laughed—even a little—you’re in the right place. I grew up being the "walking USB cable" of my group,…

Have you ever looked up—literally—and wondered what it’s really like to live life a few inches closer to the clouds? If you have, you’re not alone. I grew up with…

Have you ever walked away from an encounter with a bully thinking, “I wish I’d said something smarter”?I have — more times than I care to admit. During my early…

Ever Been Roasted So Well You Had to Respect It? Have you ever been roasted so sharply that you laughed first… and only later realised it actually hurt? That precise…

Want the fastest answer? The roasts that land best are the ones that tease situations (step-stools, shelves, group photos), not someone’s worth or identity. Use them only with people who…

The answer first (what you came for) If you want roasts that hurt and rhyme—the kind that get a laugh and make your point—aim at behaviour, not identity. Here’s the…

Have you ever wanted to roast your sister so perfectly that she laughs, groans, and secretly admits you were right — all at the same time? I grew up in…